Showing posts with label kegel exercises. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kegel exercises. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Pussy Training Advice

So I've been trying out my stainless steel ben wa balls and I'm not really noticing any effect.  I mean, I can hold them in some and then they just start to slip out.  And I understand, the point is to get to where you can hold them in all the time.  But unless it's slipping out of me, I don't actively notice the muscles doing anything (and then it's too late, because i can feel it start to slide out and it's going to be out in seconds!  This makes me know I haven't reached the wear them to the grocery store stage yet!  Can you imagine a stainless steel ball bouncing down the aisle and me just looking at my cart and muttering "damn carts!  they're falling apart").  And I am not one of those lucky women who finds the sensation of two balls rolling around inside me stimulating.  I more equate it to crunches or pushups for my pussy.

Has anyone found Kegel exercises that work?  I do the ones when you're peeing and all that.  And I sometimes play a game where I push out as hard as I can (Master seemed to think that was a fun trick) and I could probably shoot a toy a couple feet out of me.  But I really want a wonderously tight pussy.  I want exercises that get results!  Anyone have a fantastically fit pussy and want to give me some workout advice?