Smooth Pussy Revisited

Just a quick update on the hair removal question I'd posted a while back on my blog. Since I so rarely get comments, I really wanted to thank everyone for their suggestions and solutions of how they deal with it. I knew I couldn't possibly be the only slave having unsightly skin irritation issues.

I have twice now gone and gotten a Brazilian wax. And really, minus the fact that there's a small Korean lady all in my business for about 15 minutes.  And I swear I'm NOT a masochist and there's a pretty good rip every now and then, I've found that the regrowth is SO slow and I have hardly any irritation at all. And honestly, I think this is only going to get better, the more I do it, the less irritation I will even get.

So anyone who's really having shaving/lotion/tweezer disasters like I did, I highly recommend it. And I don't even go anywhere fancy like a spa, just the little nail shop up the street where it's clean and I can get in and out.

Weekends Are Made For Fun

I have had a most enjoyable weekend.  Ms. T came and spent the weekend and it's been so great seeing her and catching up and just getting to spend time together.  I love friends that you can go three years between visits and when you're together it's like no time has passed!

I want to thank all my commenters' advice.  And I actually took my anonymous reader's advice and went and got a Brazilian bikini wax!  And honestly, I have to say, the jury is still out.  The actual pain of getting it done is probably a 7 or 8 out of 10.  But, the pain really only lasts for a few seconds.  And I did a good job of hiding how much it hurt and tricked Ms. T into getting hers done, too. (Love you, Ms. T!)  I'd say it hurt about as much as a quirt, very much that kind of burny sting.  And, obviously, since the pain being administered was by a tiny Korean woman and not Mr. G, I wasn't the slightest bit turned on, so it wasn't really the fun kind of hurt.

But it will all be worth it if my pussy is smooth and beautiful.  At this point, it's still really pink and actually kind of bumpy.  Not bumpy in a razor burn kind of way, more like welts, really.  If in the next day or two, my sweet girl parts go back to their normal lily white and remain smooth and rash-free, I will definitely do it again (obviously right before my trip).  At this point, though, I'm not quite sure it was worth it.

Minus watching "The Secretary" and talking about Mr. G, it's been a fun, mellow vanilla weekend.  Realistically, though, without Mr. G around, life is vanilla.  I'm sure you all are waiting with bated breath to hear how my pussy heals.  And I promise to keep you posted.


And kudos to anyone who knows that the title of this post are lyrics from a Debbie Deb song called "Lookout Weekend!"

Any advice, anyone? Please? I'm begging....

So I need help.  I'm sure with all the submissives out there someone has to have found a solution to this problem.  And what is this problem?  Razorburn.  I get it so badly!  And I really just get it in my bikini area.  And I don't mean that politely.  Literally, just where the edge of a bikini would rub me.  I have tried shaving, a highly rated gel/cream and I have a professional-like home waxing kit but am terrified to use it *there* for fear of passing out from the pain.  What's a slave to do?

I have finally grown out and healed from my last nasty bout of razorburn.  But it's time to groom again and I seriously don't know what to do.  I've contemplated trying waxing in tiny areas to see if I can take it.  But wax is so sticky and impossible to get off.  I've looked into sugaring, epilators, different creams.  Not to get too graphic, but the *really* sensitive skin of my girl parts never gets bumps, just the area like on top of my pubis and the edges where maybe my panties rub?

So anyone have any sage advice?  Anyone?  Please?  I honestly have contemplated tweezing to an extent, but this really seems like it could be a form of torture.  I would be eternally grateful if ANYONE has any advice.